So

I was at work the other night when two black crackheads decided it'd be a great idea to steal my car.

Called 911, they wound up chasing them about 15 miles away where they eventually crashed my poor car into a hillside.

Cops found a bunch of drugs and a pistol on them. Yeah, they're going to jail for a while.

So you know the random semi-dated internet meme, "N***a stole my _____"?

Well

FFS.

N***as stole my car!

Also, hurray for insurance, because I get a bitchin rental until my car is out of the shop (if it's repairable)

So thanks, crackheads, for being a great contribution to society.