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So
I was at work the other night when two black crackheads decided it'd be a great idea to steal my car.
Called 911, they wound up chasing them about 15 miles away where they eventually crashed my poor car into a hillside.
Cops found a bunch of drugs and a pistol on them. Yeah, they're going to jail for a while.
So you know the random semi-dated internet meme, "N***a stole my _____"?
Well
FFS.
N***as stole my car!
Also, hurray for insurance, because I get a bitchin rental until my car is out of the shop (if it's repairable)
So thanks, crackheads, for being a great contribution to society.
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Who remembers this shit?
Like seriously, Shaq no.
No. Bad Shaq.
No treat.
Uh, so I suppose this is the new Newgrounds "blog" or wtf you want to call it.
So step off my nuts and make me a turkey sammich, BYATCH
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